More breakthroughs for 2000 It's so beautiful today! Wind, no clouds, sunny! Morning After, news from a reliable source!

Found! Human poo on the front lawn!
Rumours of a naked massage, naked people in the hot tub, naked girls in the house!
L.H. awoke in a bed (her bed) full of champagne!
Found! Fake eyelash on a hunk of swiss cheese!
Lost and found! Bra wig and shrimps on the floor!
I'm working, but I'm tired.

How is it that so many crazy things can happen in one night? Today has been a straight line of mostly uneventful procrastinatationally motivated efforts. I talked to 4 people on the phone, had a long breakfast, did some research on the internet for Kille: dog-friendly hotels in northern CA and southern Oregon. Her grandmother had a stroke and she's driving up to Washington tomorrow w/Christopher and Pearl.